As much use as a fart in a submarine.

Dave drops a stinky in the sub and regrets having the Glasgow favourite..a square lorne sausage roll... for his dinner.

Kim Jong Un 'the greatest ever commander' of North Korea ( since the last one) feeds his people grass while threatening us with global armageddon.

I think Dave's farts and square sausage rolls are probably more dangerous than the evil baddy from central casting but both leaders hold the common belief that having nukes will make them feel safer when in fact they only have the effect of increasing tension around the world and making us all feel less safe.

On a more sombre note here's some of the effects of unleashing our £100 billion nuclear 'deterrent' on people..